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Post by Naphula on Sept 25, 2003 10:40:24 GMT -5
An old minger?! Show me the way! I prefer my women to be fat, ugly and 'orrible - it makes for a better story. If you went back to your buddies and told them about how you had a night with someone lovely, they ain't going to care. Whereas, if you say something like this; "Awww, man - you should have seen the thing I was with last night! It was absolutely howling, fat and rats! Swallowed every drop though, and I had to bolt at four in the morning before the thing woke up!" See. It's a much better story, and it'll be around for months - your own bit of immortality. Of course, if I were looking for a girlfriend then I get a bit more choosy...
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Post by Dani on Sept 25, 2003 12:47:59 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]LoL ;D Waking Up Next To Grotbags Is Good For A Mans Reputation! Hmmm Anne Widdecomb Or Christina Aguliera.... I'm Going To Have To Go With Anne! ;D Dani Hail Satan[/glow] FIRST CHURCH OF BELIAL home.neb.rr.com/belialFIRST CHURCH OF BELIAL UK firstchurchofbelialuk.cjb.net
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Post by Stuart Ellaway on Sept 25, 2003 13:11:45 GMT -5
You people are sick. Treating women like objects! Shame on you!
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Post by Dani on Sept 25, 2003 13:27:12 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Ahh, I'm An Old Casanova When I Get Going... Red Roses, Champagne, Dinner By Candle Light (Sounds Corny...But I've Done It ) Dani Hail Satan[/glow] FIRST CHURCH OF BELIAL home.neb.rr.com/belialFIRST CHURCH OF BELIAL UK firstchurchofbelialuk.cjb.net
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Post by Helen on Sept 25, 2003 20:57:11 GMT -5
This is what is so unfair about alcohol. Women don't get beer goggles, it's just that some women have no standards. Don't tell me you think that Aguilera girl is hot . I'd sooner eat out Ann Widdecomb live on the internet than lay one finger near that revolting little f**kpuppet.
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Post by Naphula on Sept 26, 2003 5:56:49 GMT -5
Heh, now your'e gettin' it Dani... Now come on Stu, you never went to bed with a princess and woke up with a witch? I'll bet you have... And Helen - your'e right. But women can pull men they want nine out of ten when a bloke is pissed, 'cos they can create the right atmosphere and tell a man what he wants to hear. Devious things females... And yeah, I fancy Christina Aguilera. Sorry.
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Post by Dani on Sept 26, 2003 9:24:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Christinas Body, Britneys Eyes And J'lo's Arse! Accompanied With A Steady Flow Of Bitter And Lager From Each Nipple...What More Does A Guy Want! Dani Hail Satan[/glow] FIRST CHURCH OF BELIAL home.neb.rr.com/belialFIRST CHURCH OF BELIAL UK firstchurchofbelialuk.cjb.net
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Post by Malekith on Sept 26, 2003 11:58:31 GMT -5
Yeah Christina is hot. Britney is ok but yeah she'd get laid. J-lo nahhh
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Post by Helen on Sept 26, 2003 13:13:33 GMT -5
I think you all need therapy. Britney is much hotter than that Aguilera girl. But of course they both wither into insignificance when compared to me. Mmm Chris, I think you are right. So what is it that a drunk guy needs to hear? From what I've seen all that needs to be said is 'hi there, I 've got two legs two arms and a va gina, fancy a quick one?' Of course I don't speak from personal experience.
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Post by Helen on Sept 26, 2003 13:20:54 GMT -5
Just so you know I had to write va gina like that because when I posted that message originally, these bastards had edited it into 'girl thingy' . What kind of prudish puritanical board host have we subjected ourselves to?! Since when has the word 'va gina' been offensive? Remind me the next time I visit a gynaecologist not to offend him by saying va gina and instead explain that I've been experiencing trouble with my 'girl thingy'! Ok here's a test Pe nis = penis Cli toris= clitoris
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Post by Helen on Sept 26, 2003 13:23:06 GMT -5
Ok you can say clitoris but not pe.nis or va.gina. We definitely need a flame forum.
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Post by Malekith on Sept 26, 2003 15:23:02 GMT -5
Stu, is it not possible to get rid of this censorship?
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Post by Naphula on Sept 27, 2003 7:08:44 GMT -5
I kind of like the censorship. It should stop us from behaving TOO badly... As for what men need to hear - not much other than praise. A man has far more need for his ego to be boosted by someone else than a female does. If you read "The Compleat Witch" by LaVey, there are some very interesting things in there which make me VERY hard to pull. Not impossible mind...
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Post by Helen on Sept 27, 2003 8:09:04 GMT -5
I don't agree with the idea that men need their egos boosted more than women as a rule. This is where I have greatest problems with satanic philosopy, satanism likes to keep the genders absolutely seperate and is very reluctant to accept that often the lines of division between the genders are blurred. I think all purely sexual encounters are an ego trip for both involved and so often praise alone is the key with women I know. Accepted theory is obsessed with the idea that women cannot seperate sex from emotion. I can tell you now that that is rubbish. Here I do speak from personal experience. And as for when it comes to relationships I want my ego massaged frequently. Just as much as my man. Flattery gets him everywhere.
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Post by Dani on Sept 27, 2003 14:45:40 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I Know This Wasn't Aimed At Me Andy.. But To Get Rid Of The Censorship... Only The Admin Can Do It, So I Suppose Its Stuart And/Or Shana. Click "admin" Next To "Profile" In The Above Bar, Then The First Column That Appears On The Right Hand Side Should Say "Set Censored Words"...Just Delete The Words That You Feel Are Not Essential To Be Censored. Dani Hail Satan[/glow] FIRST CHURCH OF BELIAL home.neb.rr.com/belialFIRST CHURCH OF BELIAL UK firstchurchofbelialuk.cjb.net
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